how about “death of your firstborn”
“Wot next, Mate? Bloody Rain?”
Frogs keep the place hopping.
Moses: “What’s the matter Pharaoh, you sound like you got a frog in your throat! I can’t hear you clearly?”
“Moses, when I paid you up front, you said 8 weeks. You started, you dug up the place… I have half finished stones lying all over and you disappeared. It’s been like 40 years and my pyramids still aren’t done.”
.
What? …too soon?
Comic police. Beard on pharaoh means he is dead. Any relic created without a beard means the pharaoh was alive. Beards signified death.
Yom kippur was on the 19th, not Passover. Should have saved this til April.
Probably he wasn’t thinking of the date when this hippity-hopped into his brain.
Moses: “just trying to help you with that locust infestation.”
It’s gonna be a best seller. Dozens of blockbuster movies. You’ll be a villain, but you’re Pharaoh. Whats that to you? They’ll remember you forever.
B-b-b-baby, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
Into Sinai. Any other questions?
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
MS72 over 5 years ago
how about “death of your firstborn”
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
“Wot next, Mate? Bloody Rain?”
Steverino Premium Member over 5 years ago
Frogs keep the place hopping.
Stevefk over 5 years ago
Moses: “What’s the matter Pharaoh, you sound like you got a frog in your throat! I can’t hear you clearly?”
P51Strega over 5 years ago
“Moses, when I paid you up front, you said 8 weeks. You started, you dug up the place… I have half finished stones lying all over and you disappeared. It’s been like 40 years and my pyramids still aren’t done.”
.
.
What? …too soon?
linksglfr Premium Member over 5 years ago
Comic police. Beard on pharaoh means he is dead. Any relic created without a beard means the pharaoh was alive. Beards signified death.
streetbeater over 5 years ago
Yom kippur was on the 19th, not Passover. Should have saved this til April.
SunflowerGirl100 over 5 years ago
Probably he wasn’t thinking of the date when this hippity-hopped into his brain.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Moses: “just trying to help you with that locust infestation.”
ChukLitl Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s gonna be a best seller. Dozens of blockbuster movies. You’ll be a villain, but you’re Pharaoh. Whats that to you? They’ll remember you forever.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
B-b-b-baby, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
rugeirn over 5 years ago
Into Sinai. Any other questions?