Tom Toles for August 26, 2018

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sorry, that story has already been published in the blood and tears of too many innocents sacrificed on the altar of Comrade TRUMPski’s racist ego, and his racist desire to punish brown-skinned immigrants who don’t come from the WHITE countries of northern Europe (like Normay), even if they are legally applying for asylum.

    Stolen election? √

    CONspiracy with Russia to steal data and private social media data? √

    Undo Obama sanctions against Russia for invading Ukraine? √ (Trump ordered this, but was overruled by a veto-proof rare bipartisan vote against him)

    All the top secret classified intel you want, hand-delivered in the Oval Office? √

    A once-proud Republican party (Eisenhower, Nixon, Reagan, John McCain, boldly stood up to Russia) now reduced to sniveling and begging for Putin’s approval? √

    The once-proud Republican Party of Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Reagan and McCain has now been reversed into the party of Nazis, KKKonfederates and Russian traitors that the original proud Republicans would not recognize and would renounce.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    We must never forget America’s greatest mistake: #45.

    How else will we learn not to repeat such a yuge blunder?

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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member over 5 years ago

    History is right, let’s keep this debacle as short as possible, with jailing for high crimes (treason).

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Wait until it’s over, then many movie deals will be made.

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    There are others that should not be forgotten for very different reasons. RIP John McCain. Thank you sir.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No, this MUST serve as a warning to future generations of voters as to what happens when you “elect” an utterly incompetent, corrupt, lying, mentally unbalanced, fraudulent, psychotic, sociopathic, bigoted, misogynistic, con-artist and TRAITOR!!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Trump = Republicans, that is the story.

    They are busy destroying United States history right now.

    With any luck Trump will be the death of the GOP.

    Trump will go down as a big black mark on their permanent record.

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    Guy Fawkes  over 5 years ago

     

    “Ancient History”

    Just walk on out the door — it’s all over

    Forgiving you is just a waste of time

    Don’t believe that we’ll live to regret it

    Cause you’re ancient hist’ry to this land of mine

    So many times we’ve heard the same old lies

    Any fool can learn to read between the lines

    And this time Tяumpy you’ve burned all your bridges

    You’re ancient hist’ry to this land of mine

    We’ve marked you down as just another loony page

    In the book of heartaches that you’ll leave behind

    Cause we’ve found out we’re better off without you

    You’re ancient hist’ry to this land of mine

    Johnny Cash

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    MIAMI (AP) — U.S. House candidate Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera® has a long list of accomplishments to bolster her campaign in Florida. But she is perhaps best known for claiming that she was abducted by space aliens as a child.

    Rodriguez Aguilera is a longshot in the race for the Miami-area seat being vacated by retiring Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen. Yet last weekend, the Miami Herald endorsed her for the GOP nomination in the Tuesday primary out of a field of nine candidates.

    In an interview, Rodriguez Aguilera said she is grateful for the endorsement and that her tale of kidnapping by aliens does not define her.

    “It has nothing to do with what I have done. It happened when I was 7 years old,” she said. “I am so proud of the Herald and what they did.”

    Rodriguez Aguilera says she was taken aboard a spaceship as a young girl by blond extraterrestrials who resembled the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. She says they told her that the “center of the world’s energy is Africa” and that thousands of non-human skulls were once discovered in a cave on the Mediterranean island of Malta.

    She has said she witnessed paranormal activity since then and saw a UFO at age 17. She also said she has been in touch with the aliens telepathically long after the abduction.

    http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/08/24/florida-candidate-says-alien-abduction-doesnt-define-her.html

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    Maybe if talking to History doesn’t work out, Uncle Sam can go ask Santa Claus to put Trump on the “naughty” list—wait, he’s already THERE!

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    Historians will not be kind to him and many of his associates.

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    GreggW Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It will make for a great chapter in “The Decline and Fall of the American Empire”, or whatever its title will be. Hmm, which Roman emperor does Trump most resemble? He certainly acts like one.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    If they get their way it will be those who support what he has done will write hosannas to him for the liberation of the “tyranny of democracy” as Libertarians call it.

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