Overheard at work, “I smoke because I enjoy it”. Me in my head, “Yeah, you enjoy it because you’re addicted to it. If you don’t do it you physically crave it. Then when you smoke you feel better because your addiction is temporarily satisfied and you feel better for about 45 minutes.”
Ida No over 5 years ago
It’s only uncool if old people do it. Know what else old people do? Sex in public.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
Children just need a good example!
Be that example!
Fail spectacularly and publicly!
It’s for the children!
rmercer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Those cool things kill other people quickly. Smoking kills you, slowly.
pumaman over 5 years ago
Overheard at work, “I smoke because I enjoy it”. Me in my head, “Yeah, you enjoy it because you’re addicted to it. If you don’t do it you physically crave it. Then when you smoke you feel better because your addiction is temporarily satisfied and you feel better for about 45 minutes.”
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Hold on, kid. You may want to wait and see exactly what Teach’ plans on smoking.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
If you practice karate correctly, you don’t kill.