Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for August 14, 2018

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Just as long as it’s the “Trump Approved Asbestos” from Russia, complete with Comrade-Cadet Bonespurs Trumpski’s picture on the label!

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    Does this qualify as sarcasm? I love sarcasm.

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    Striped Cat  over 5 years ago

    I like asbestos. It tastes delicious.

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    poppet bear  over 5 years ago

    My Dad has asbestosis – years of working in a ship engine room when everything was wrapped in asbestos for insulation and protection. Luckily he’s had no signs of cancer develop from this but he does have compromised breathing. He also has had to have regular check ups every year – more frequently now he’s over 70 – to ensure there has been no change to his lung health.

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    Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall  over 5 years ago

    Make sure they use plenty of the cancer-causing flame retardant material that “saved the lives of dozens of (imaginary) babies whose mothers put a lit candle in the crib/put a lit candle on the nearby bureau/put a lit candle nearby that was knocked over by the dog etc.” – all claimed in the lies spewed by a single doctor in the pay of a “non-profit shell organization” made up of the three largest producers of flame-retardant material.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmh4RdIwswE

    And since Nixon’s library is in Yorba Linda, I can see why he’s so concerned about the wildfires!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    I hear Scott Pruitt isn’t doing much these days, maybe we can perform asbestos experiments on him……..

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    Smitty  over 5 years ago

    My inner Nixon voice saying, “My god McKinley, it’s hazardous!” makes me chuckle.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I like to think of asbestos as the DDT of fire protection. Both were so effective they became the universal tool, then, after years of exposure, the aftereffects reared their ugly heads and we are still paying the price decades later.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    Beware of Astroturfing!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Heimbach

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    Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall  over 5 years ago

    The Toxic Substances Control Act (TSCA), the 34-year-old vehicle for federal chemical regulation, has generally been a failure. The burden of proving chemicals dangerous falls almost entirely on the government, while industry confidentiality privileges built into the TSCA deny citizens and federal regulators critical information about how substances are made and what their effects are.

    In the years since the TSCA became law, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has been able to issue restrictions on only a handful of chemicals and has lacked the power to ban even a dangerous carcinogen like asbestos.

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    trump is bringing back the asbestos jobs that President Obama killed!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    A recent episode of the radio program 99 Percent Invisible seems to suggest one of the country’s most powerful “free markets” is responsible for the wildfire property damage in the first place. It details how scientific and engineering data has been available for years now showing how homes and landscaping can be designed to make structures surprisingly defensible against wildfires. But homeowners and builders stubbornly and stupidly keep insisting on using the same designs and materials that guarantee they’ll burn to the ground time and time again.

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