We were in the car, She was driving. The oldest (then about 6) put a ketchup packet on the back of the front seat & slammed his fist down. She felt something hit Her neck, touched it, saw red, and for about 5 seconds freaked out that She’d been shot.
We (including Her) still laugh about that one, and said kid is 41 now.
I doubt Dad will notice one way or the other. If Mom is not freaking out, why should he. Also, Dad probably does not even know Jason went on a field trip today, since Mom is the one who signs the permission slips.
My little trick was to take Elmer’s Glue and smear it on the palm of my hand and let it dry and then gently peel it back leaving it attached or dangling so it looked like my skin was falling off and then run up to my mother and start screaming. I got her good. She screamed and then I got smacked in the head for scaring the crap out of her.
I’ve always said that children, like fine wine, should be kept in a cool, dark place until sufficiently mature. Of course, if that had been applied to me I would, at age 75, still be in that place….
Adiraiju over 5 years ago
“Right after I call him.”
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
better not add tomato juice as the beverage either, Andy
whataboytjiex2 over 5 years ago
It’s true then! Even budding geniuses have a warped sense of humor! (Shades of Harold and Maude)
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Death by monkeys.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
What did you do to those poor animals?
BiggerNate91 over 5 years ago
I found myself rubbing my face after I read this.
Cozmik Cowboy over 5 years ago
We were in the car, She was driving. The oldest (then about 6) put a ketchup packet on the back of the front seat & slammed his fist down. She felt something hit Her neck, touched it, saw red, and for about 5 seconds freaked out that She’d been shot.
We (including Her) still laugh about that one, and said kid is 41 now.
Gary Fabian over 5 years ago
I doubt Dad will notice one way or the other. If Mom is not freaking out, why should he. Also, Dad probably does not even know Jason went on a field trip today, since Mom is the one who signs the permission slips.
CYGNUS X1 over 5 years ago
My little trick was to take Elmer’s Glue and smear it on the palm of my hand and let it dry and then gently peel it back leaving it attached or dangling so it looked like my skin was falling off and then run up to my mother and start screaming. I got her good. She screamed and then I got smacked in the head for scaring the crap out of her.
edreajr over 5 years ago
I’ve always said that children, like fine wine, should be kept in a cool, dark place until sufficiently mature. Of course, if that had been applied to me I would, at age 75, still be in that place….
rgcviper over 5 years ago
Interesting how the glasses rod that goes off Jason’s ear switches between panels 2 & 3.