Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 20, 2018

Aunty there is a lot of people like that on this planet at the moment .

Yeah, right.

Look who’s talking. She was encouraging people to go on a shooting rampage just yesterday.

Most women I know sincerely believe in what you’ve said, Aunty!

Sounds like Congress.

“Alternative facts.”

Some levels of right are so low they should be left.

I know Aunty. It’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way.

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Kellyanne of Green Goebbels, is that you?? Or is that Jabba the Hucksterbeast??

Kansas City Star – Roger Miller

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Got a letter just this morning

It was postmarked Omaha

It was typed and neatly written

Offering me this better job,

Better job with higher wages

Expenses paid and a car.

But I’m on TV here locally

I can’t quit, I’m a star

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I come on the TV

Grinnin’, wearing pistols and a hat

It’s a kiddies’ show and I’m a hero

Of the younger set.

I’m the number one attraction

Every supermarket parking lot.

I’m the king of Kansas City

No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot.

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Kansas City Star,

That’s what I are,

Yoodle dee ladie. You ought to see my car,

I drive a big old Cadillac with wired wheels,

I got rhinestones on my spokes,

I’ve got credit down at the grocery store

And my barber tells me jokes.

And I’m the number one attraction

Every supermarket parking lot

I’m the king of Kansas City

No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBeXnzjvMrk