Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 09, 2018

not very good wit if you ask me

Nit wit? Half wit?

OK, Tony’s question must be for this strip….

but it seems awfully tangential.

He asks…. “Do you wear hats?”

Well, sure, Tony…..

I wear lots of hats.

Virtual ones, I mean… like hair stylist, home cook, pun-maker….

and person who sometimes posts your question.

“Do you wear hats?” – I only wear one hat at a time; usually to protect my head from the sun.

Here??? At 100 degree central…….#@*# yeah!!!

I’d say dim wit.

Only in the winter.

At times

Yes I wear hats. And my wife tells me that I can leave my hat on. ;-)

Worst beating I ever got in my life is when I finished my mom’s sentence… She said “I am just sick…” and I butted in to say “and tired.”

Doctor’s directions, I have to wear caps.

And Elliot is devastated by his sass, not wit.

Nobody likes a smart @$$