Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 07, 2018

I hope he invested in a Kevlar couch.

Another relaxing weekend at the Haywire residence.

Now he’ll have to repaint that wall, ya bums. (KA-PING KA-POW!)

Am I the only one getting a vibe from that opening scene in “RED”?

If they think they can get rid of Rip Haywire that easily, they’d better KA-THINK again!

You know, that kind of ventilation may be great during the summer, but winter is not that far away.

Could you imagine if this happened to you, every time you over slept? I’d never be late for work, again!

This family needs one of those signs that say “Please don’t shoot… There’s a baby in the house”.