Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 22, 2018

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    It is mind over matter, and the thought that counts. Another label.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Number 8 lowest (8th least attractive to psychopaths) is “Creative Artist”, like Teresa.

    Don’t worry, though, there are plenty of other dysfunctions for someone like her.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    Haven’t I seen this show before?

    “The Thin Blue Iron Chef American Psycho Undercover Boss?”

    Or am I thinking of something else?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I don’t care what your computer says. Those are not my fingerprints!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    As if psychopaths tell the truth about their profession.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    BUSTED …!

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    Unofficial: #10 Welders, #8 Electricians, #6 Plumbers, #4 Insurance Agents, #3 Photo Lab Technicians, #0 Neighbourhood Neighborhood Lemonade Stand Attendants

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    The long-lost evidence from when Rob Petrie and Jerry Helper performed a “test” on newborn Ritchie.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Does number 7 subsume subsets of other LEOs, such as FBI? And where do elite intelligence operatives (like Napoleon Solo and his Russian partner) fit in?

    Don’t forget academics!

    Froglandia is positively crawling with psychopaths! They’re on every path from Here to There!

    All hail, Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame….

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    Psychopaths, and I say this in all sincerity, are just like us.

    And they have a Intel Core i7-8700K processor.

    See? Just like us.

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    weeksfive  almost 6 years ago

    Fingerprints are unique patterns, made by friction ridges (raised) and furrows (recessed), which appear on the pads of the fingers and thumbs. Prints from palms, toes, and feet are also unique; however, these are used less often for identification, so this guide focuses on prints from the fingers and thumbs..The fingerprint pattern, such as the print left when an inked finger is pressed onto paper, is that of the friction ridges on that particular finger. Friction ridge patterns are grouped into three distinct types—loops, whorls, and arches—each with unique variations, depending on the shape and relationship of the ridges..Loops – prints that recurve back on themselves to form a loop shape. Divided into radial loops (pointing toward the radius bone, or thumb) and ulnar loops (pointing toward the ulna bone, or pinky), loops account for approximately 60 percent of pattern types..Whorls – form circular or spiral patterns, like tiny whirlpools. There are four groups of whorls: plain (concentric circles), central pocket loop (a loop with a whorl at the end), double loop (two loops that create an S-like pattern) and accidental loop (irregular shaped). Whorls make up about 35 percent of pattern types..Arches – create a wave-like pattern and include plain arches and tented arches. Tented arches rise to a sharper point than plain arches. Arches make up about five percent of all pattern types..The two underlying premises of fingerprint identification are uniqueness and persistence (permanence). To date, no two people have ever been found to have the same fingerprints—including identical twins. In addition, no single person has ever been found to have the same fingerprint on multiple fingers..http://www.forensicsciencesimplified.org/prints/principles.html

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  almost 6 years ago

    Get your peanut butter fingers off of my chocolate feet, you psychopath.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    The CEO of America acts like a psychopath.

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