There was a reporter walking down the street one day looking for a story. He sees this “old” woman sitting on a stoop and asked her what her “secret” to her longevity was. She said that had she drank a quart of booze and smoked six cigars every day since she was fourteen. Totally surprised by her answer, he just had to ask her age…..22 was the answer.
I told my family that I have eaten so many preservatives that they will save money when I do die – as the funeral home will not have to embalm me!!!I like Broomie have discovered how to live a long life. I like Broomie have been treated the same when trying to ‘share’ my secrets “BANNED DUE TO CONTENT”. Oh well. We will just have to use another social platform other than Twitter, Youtube, Facebook, Reddit etc. Maybe we can just become one of those awesome ‘click bait’ ads!!
wldhrsy2luv over 5 years ago
Well, I’m good to go. I have my fair share!
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
1450 years ago, Broomie invented Pickling!
Qiset over 5 years ago
I’ll have to save this comic.
mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago
Love the line from Woody Allen’s ‘Sleepers’ when they tell him everything we thought was bad for us in the 1970s actually prolongs life.
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
There was a Paul Harvey’s The Rest of the Story about a fellow whose body had been preserved by being ………smoked!
taz1313 over 5 years ago
There was a reporter walking down the street one day looking for a story. He sees this “old” woman sitting on a stoop and asked her what her “secret” to her longevity was. She said that had she drank a quart of booze and smoked six cigars every day since she was fourteen. Totally surprised by her answer, he just had to ask her age…..22 was the answer.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago
I told my family that I have eaten so many preservatives that they will save money when I do die – as the funeral home will not have to embalm me!!!I like Broomie have discovered how to live a long life. I like Broomie have been treated the same when trying to ‘share’ my secrets “BANNED DUE TO CONTENT”. Oh well. We will just have to use another social platform other than Twitter, Youtube, Facebook, Reddit etc. Maybe we can just become one of those awesome ‘click bait’ ads!!
Donald DesChamp over 5 years ago
Helped me get to 77. Only 1423 years to go!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Another take on an old George Burns joke.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
How dare you try to censor our outspoken little green tattle-tale?!