Matt Davies for June 26, 2018

Well, FIRST, she’d have to prove that she’s human…and that’s gonna be a toughie to pull off!

Hello, Mr. President. I have a candidate for your next outrage Tweet. I couldn’t even get a cheese burger to go!

Big Mama gets a taste of her own medicine.

Resist the people who are destroying American culture.

She’d be a shoe in for a Chinese puppies delicatessen. " No, it’s moral and delicious, just ask herr Trump!"

They finally kicked out all the Latinos, Jailed the Blacks, banned the Muslims and kept gays from getting service. Now she can’t even enjoy it?!

When a woman tells me she is having an abortion, I feel like she is telling me she is going to kill one of my children. However, as a restaurant manager, I served these women and prayed for them. I still remember the young woman I tried to deter who totally believed she was killing a real child but argued she was just “giving him back to God.”

Sorry, Sara, you are not protected. It’s personal. It’s not your appearance or even your manner. It is your character and your persistent lying. Stay away normal folk until you quit Trump and have a tattoo on your forehead saying, “I am sorry.” (Suggestion: Don’t get it in a germanic font. Irony might be assumed.)

Her lying father Miky, said a mob followed her. How could you see a mob with her in the way!

Great message here! No one is condoning violence, just peaceful protests which is American as apple pie.

They gave her a free cheese plate first, it ain’t as if they wouldn’t bake her a cake, which would be just fine with the righties.

I guess the courts will have to start prosecuting these rabid protesters like they prosecute those who peacefully witness outside abortuaries.

^ As they scream and harass a la Maxine Waters….