Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 11, 2018

Call it “Whoop-a-Newman”! Or “Camp Cheapskatedad”

What camps offer water skiing?

Will stone skipping be included?

Are the bugs floating in the water part of the nature study program?

I think Adam needs a zero after the decimal point in the pond size. Maybe two.

And what exactly make the water warm?

More like 0.0000026 acres.

With a sign that says"No Peeing in the Pool".

There is a mistake in Adam’s math. An acre is 43,560 square feet. If his pool is 0.112 acres, than it has an area of approximately 4879 square feet. Dividing by pi and square-rooting the result gives us a pool radius of 39 feet i.e. a diameter of 78 feet. I highly doubt Adam’s pool is that big.

That doesn’t look like a 4,878.72 square foot body of water to me. I think Adam meant .000112 acres (just over 4 square feet.)

For safety and legal reasons, do NOT put in a diving board!