Close to Home by John McPherson for June 22, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Go for the megaphones and save a few samolians. They’ll accomplish what you need AND tork off everyone around you. And those people are jerks who deserve it.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Where is “Say What Now?” when you really need her to comment? :-)

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Just nod your head periodically when you see someone whose lips appear to be moving and go about your business.

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    scpandich  almost 6 years ago

    Get an ear trumpet. You can find them for around twenty dollars online.

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    jbduncan  almost 6 years ago

    An old fella I knew took out his hearing aids when he went to eat lunch with his wife. He said, “there are some things I don’t need to hear.”

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    J Short  almost 6 years ago

    Those megaphones come in handy when trying to get the waiter’s attention.

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    Zapbessacarr  almost 6 years ago

    Neither, they can just text me.

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    Jml58  almost 6 years ago

    Go for the hearing aids, don´t tell your family. And change your will.

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    dgmiller  almost 6 years ago

    With small grandchildren around, hearing aids with either volume control or on/off buttons are great!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Or, for $20, a small white board and dry-erase markers…

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    ralphkramden  almost 6 years ago

    WOW!!! THE MONEY I COULD HAVE SAVED!!!!

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