Pickles by Brian Crane for July 15, 2018

I thought the not-wearing-hearing-aids thing was Earl’s game

“Here come the cops. Act like we all have Alzheimer’s.”

Not funny if you do but frustrating to any in authority.

If you aren’t hungry enough to fix yourself something to eat, you aren’t hungry!

And the cat yawns in boredom.

Shoot, Earl. Make yourself a sandwich.

I can so imagine Muffin thinking ‘Well, duh …’

Boy, is that ever a one way street. Try it and you’ll die Earl.

Being a diet monitor is a thankless job.

Always works fer me in the “reversed” roll !!!

Yes it’s working, Opal, but you’re not.

Earl why bother asking her at all. Go to the kitchen and see if there is anything there you want to eat. Much easier than dealing with Opal.

Of course there is something to eat, the real question is will you like what it is and can you be bothered to make it.