Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 15, 2018

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    sirbadger  almost 6 years ago

    The elevator business also has a lot of ups and downs.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It’s on the tip of his tongue.

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    Jeddo  almost 6 years ago

    …like a cruise on the North Sea at 12 Beaufort

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    AlanM  almost 6 years ago

    Well, that business DOES have its ups and downs.

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Quick, call your neighbors next door at the elevator company! They can help!

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    J Short  almost 6 years ago

    …an EKG read out.

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    unclepablo  almost 6 years ago

    … like what the polar ice caps used to look like ?

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    Gent  almost 6 years ago

    This looks like a job for… Captain Obvious!

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    zeexenon  almost 6 years ago

    Looks like Peaks and Valleys to me, but I must verify with Fourier Analysis.

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    Joseph Nebus Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    My love and I were tickled by what we assumed was the coincidence in the company name. … ACE also stands for the American Coaster Enthusiasts. We’re both members. (And planning to get to a new-to-us amusement park today.)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Mark, you Aced ths one.

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    pcmcdonald  almost 6 years ago

    One way to straighten out the roller coaster business is to start a railroad.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 4 years ago

    Me, me, me! I’ve thought of one! Me!

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