Close to Home by John McPherson for June 06, 2018

Door number one! Door number one! LOVE the Carol Merrill reference BTW.

I’ll have what she’s having!

Take the reds, man.

Where’s Monty when you need him…

I always said I would take Carol Merrill. She was always so girl next door; yet hot at the same time.

don’t trade!—-Instead of a clunker prize, DEATH awaits you behind door number one.

don’t trade!—-Instead of a clunker prize, the long-robed, sickle-carrying figure of DEATH awaits you behind door number one.

Don’t go for the curtain, not only do you get to keep your arteries but you also get a case of hemroids and one free visit to a proctologist of our choice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mylXu10ifwM

“Now let us see what is behind door number two.”“Oh! Mr. Durbins, you have just won A STROKE.” I can see you are speechless.

Door number 3 is terminal flatulence.

Why do I get the feeling McPherson just received a scary diagnosis from his doctor and this is his way of coping with it?

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R.I.P. Monty Hall.

Behind door number 1 we have a colonoscopy!