Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for May 30, 2018

Fly-bye!

Does it have a white head and go, “Help me!”

don’t worry mitty, my lexus isn’t a fly cat either.

One of mine insists on going out to the back yard and catching tent caterpillars. One down, 43,869 to go. Yay.

So Mittens is not a fly-catcher. He is however, a drama king.

I had a cat, who I really miss – who was the epitome of bug catchers. Her name was Mooch. She was a total of 7 pounds and was fast as lightning and could catch flies… and EAT them. I loved that about her. We never had bugs. #nomussnofuss

Its a Fly You Fools.

All flies are evil. Well, except for butterflies and dragonflies. But you know the kind that Mitty and I are talking about. All. Evil. Kitties (and me) were born knowing the evil of the fly.

Yes Mittens, a cat weighing ??? lbs, being mauled by a fly who weighs next to nothing, oh the catmanity.

My Vlad chases palmetto bugs. In fact, one afternoon, I’m reading on the sofa. Next thing I know one of these big bugs go around my coffee table. And Vlad hot on it’s tail! Almost like a Tom and Jerry cartoon, without any anvils involved.

Skyraisins!