Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 31, 2018

Aaaaagh!!!

I scream at horrible puns like that!

Even if they’re served softly.

I need to leave some moose tracks, be right back!!

The fact that she’s half-brown adds to the bathroom humor.

I didn’t see this as ice cream, more along the lines of cus-turd.

Judging by his color it looks like he’ll be needing to go to the little boys room pretty soon too!

Need to go, huh? Well, thanks for the scoop!

At least she’s not waffling over it.

Let me get my teeth into this.

No……

Oh! I know who is going to get “double dipped” tonite!

Hope no one gives her a swirly.

What a dip