Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 21, 2018

Well, when I was born, I was very hungry. On Monday, I ate through one apple. On Tuesday, I ate through 2 pears….

I lived a sheltered life.

Creepy

But doc, I was fine as a pupa

Doc, could you hurry up and fix me? I’ve got like, 2 minutes left before the end of my life cycle.

I was extremely isolated in my teen age years.

Lava, come back to me. (old song)

There were lots of other larvae in the ’hood.