Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for May 10, 2018

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 6 years ago

    “JA!! I vas Chust Followink Orders!”

    Hummm, now where have we heard THAT before???

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    Striped Cat  about 6 years ago

    I didn’t acidently hurt anyone yesterday (that I know of). Do I get a prize now?

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Well said.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 6 years ago

    She’s being rewarded by not being water-boarded!

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 6 years ago

    Adams would’ve sooner slit his wrists than say “Naturally” to a proposition like that.

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    Fenshaw  about 6 years ago

    During the waterboarding, KSM was thinking, “My plan worked perfectly. I have forced the Infidels to show their lack of morals and ethics. I wish it would stop working. Maybe if I lie. It is moral to lie to Infidels.”

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    PoodleGroomer  about 6 years ago

    How did all of the minor team’s leaders get to be cabinet positions requiring Senate confirmation?

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    braindead Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Q: Is torture immoral?

    A: We have a new standard.

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    Q: You did not answer my question.

    A: We have always been at war will Eastasia. And two legs better.

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    Striped Cat  about 6 years ago

    Q: You still did not answer my question.

    A: Why is the FBI not investigating Hillary?

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