Close to Home by John McPherson for May 14, 2018

He went ape over it, sure beats swinging thru the jungle.

Tarzan’s wife, Jane, doesn’t allow him to SWING anymore – since they got hitched!

All Cheata does these days is sit around and throw poo at kids who walk across the yard.

Tarzan loved the Flintstone look.

Putting the ‘grey’ in Greystoke…

Back in the 40s and 50s I loved Tarzan movies! This is my first real laugh of the day; thanks

If I remember correctly, Tarzan got an anti aging elixir from a Shaman and had it reproduced for his family.

Heard from the ground: “Up in the canopy, is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it’s Randy Quaid!”

Well, as Dogbert says, “Kreegah bundalo!”

If Tarzan wants to get higher, he should try a different kind of vine (and the fermented fruit thereof).