Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 12, 2018

I shop there for all of my sculling finery. Only the best….

…. better than J. “Crew”….

… or Dior’s Oars

I am sorry, I totally do not get it.

It always ends in a tie.

Which one’s Jimmy?

One of these years I want to live on the river and get into rowing. I’ll even have my own boat. And the message on my voicemail will say that if I’m not on the water, I’ll be out of my scull.

Where’s the guy with the megaphone shouting “Stitch,,, Stitch…”