In Security by Bea R. for April 07, 2018

Samson Kill-Garfield.

OK. What does BeaR have against overweight obnoxious highly successful comic strip cats?

…Whether you like it or not!

Oh-ho …

Missed a bet, though.

Sam signed his name Kilgariff, which is a fairly common thing to do.

So…. Heaven forebare, would Sam be the type of person to carry a condom in his billfold?

And maybe this time you’ll try to look more as a gal and less as a dude, amigo.

Being a suspicious person, and looking up Kilgarriff on Google, is it merely a coincidence that Sedine’s lust mutterings would defy any Sketch Engine?

Minor tweaks to a few of the wiki pages in light of today’s revelations, including the “Knightville, ND” entry, as it has now been further confirmed:

http://sam-and-sedine.wikia.com/wiki/Knightville%2C_ND

Is Knightville anywhere near the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople?

By the way, I so totally buy “Kilgarriff” as Sam’s family name.

Love the shocked/awed expressions of Roy and Charlene as they witness the telling of the tale. ✨

Kilgariff? That’s Irish isn’t it? I have to admit I saw Sam being descendent from the Norse, the Danes, maybe even the Dutch or Germans, but I have a hard time picturing him as Irish.

Watch out Samson, here comes Delilah! XD

Admit it Bea, this is how you imagined all Americans were like before coming to the states. ;D

Great news, Sam! You have a stalker.

Sedine was a late bloomer.

While I realize that this is Sam’s testosterone-awash version of their first meeting, given what we know so far I can buy Sedine’s comments in the first panel.

Love the detail in panel #3. Sedine looks cute, as I imagined she would look after the Clo-Chi arc. She was definitely a rebel and her hormones were going nuts. She didn’t get a lot of positive female role model info from her mom who was nuts, so she simply followed what her body told her to do.

♫ Sammy don’t lose that number

You don’t wanna call nobody else ♫

I suppose Sedine, not Delilah, will cut Samson’s hair and make him lose his powers…

Heh… in the first panel, Roy is looking just as horrifiedly fascinated as Charlene… ;p

But according to Sam’s narrative, Roy was sitting right next to him at the time?!

Then again, it also looks like he was too busy yelling at the cars to notice what was happening right beside him, so maybe that’s ok. ;)

dont worry man its not like she will stalk you till you marr- oh… wait

SAMSON Kilgarriff.

Google research:

People who write in all caps usually want to remain mysterious.

According to graphology, all-caps writers are uncomfortable talking about their personal lives — at least in interpersonal relationships. They do not want others to know about themselves. Often, such writers do not express their emotions in public.

People who write in all caps are uncomfortable talking about their personal lives — at least in interpersonal relationshipsSomeone who writes in all caps is uncomfortable talking about her personal lifeUsually, all-caps handwriting lacks connection between letters, which indicates that the writer does not like to relate to people at a personal level.

Also, such writers are quite egotistic. They hold strong opinions and it’s very tough to get them to see another point of view. They emphasise a lot on their day-to-day lives, rather than spending some time planning their future.

Oh, Lord… This has me thinking of an old movie with Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd and the late great John Candy. I remember Chevy Chase’s character being held in a backwoods area where Dan Akroyd is an old, crazy judge and John Candy plays a dual role as a bailiff and the judge’s daughter (who Chase is forced to marry). He escapes, but by the time he makes it home, a TV report shows the judge’s home destroyed, and he tells the reporter that he’s going to stay with his son-in-law, and shows Chase’s ID to the camera for all to see.

Can anyone name the movie? Please…?

Why is it that guys put their wallets in their back pockets, where it’s destined to fall out? If I had a nickel for every time that happens…

Oh, Sam… You’re so photogenic…

Maybe if Sedine continued her looking like a boy (which may be repelling Sam here), Sam’s parents would have been happier since they seemed to prefer him marrying the same sex.

Stud zapper? Forget it Sam, you’re toast and Sedine is your butter

Easily scared for someone keeping such a scruff appearance. Also going quite into stalker mode on Sedines behalf. :)

Welcome to the hundred comment league.

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As if there was any real meaning to it.

Ok, after looking I´ll take what I wrote yesterday back. She definately fits the character portrayed when making Clo-Chi. Guess I was thinking of her making the new “improved” Clo-chi.http://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2018/02/15

Sedine seems to makeup her own euphemisms.

So instead of He-man, she calls Sam He-maglobin.

Nail-gunner Joe.

Magnetic Stud Flounder.

Jackknife at the end of the rain pipe.

Too mullet for Sister Sarah.

A multiple choice testosterone with half the answers filled in already.

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I have no idea what any of this means.

So it ferpectly fits for Sedine.

I asked about the movie because Sam seems to be re-making Nothing But Trouble, while Sedine is re-making Gone With The Wind.

Earlier on this list, I was accused of being a Whitehouse chef.

Well, I’m not. And I’m not a bartender either. But I do know how to make a Broken Promise, a drink no cartoon strip would dare run in a family newspaper, though it might be safe to talk about it here.