Kliban by B. Kliban for April 18, 2018

My concern now is whose picture is in that frame?

You read it here first. Kliban was like Nostradamus. Clearly he predicted here that Paul Allen, often referred to as the “co-founder of Microsoft”, would become the guru of enlightenment he has become for many a would-be entrepreneur

A landline? Really?

Steve?

“The Doctor Is In”

So he’s only wise from 9 to 5?

It’s an old picture. I don’t have that kind of phone any more.

Still using a land line?

Using a land line shows how wise he is. After he invented his famous wrench, Sri Allen retired and built his man cave from scratch. He still takes calls from users who have difficulty employing the wrench.