Please make me laugh.
Adolescent Yoda – the sequel no one wants to see.
Le Taureau Solitaire
Worst game of Monkey-in-the-Middle – EVER!
…with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes. You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards.
Being big and strong is nice. But, I want a pony.
Everyone at the Single’s Dance looks alike.
Put on your dancing shoes!
Kitten Cacciatore® – Tastes like Chicken!
Beware the Ides of January!