The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 29, 2018

ghee, that could be a great fertilizer if it weren’t for the heavy odor or fragrance?

He’d be a real danger around a birthday cake.

The home owner’s association has a cow patty paddy wagon.

Should have been the cartoon for Pi day. Or is it Pie Day?

What a bunch of bull!

Yeah right, he’s going to the china shop.

Front lawn of the White House?

He has a large carbon footprint. Burn that methane before it damages the ozone layer. Lol.

Methane Maynard, thinks he’s funny. The neighbors say he’s a real gasser.

They say you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you can catch the most with BS!

I call BS!

“Aim for the raspberry patch, it needs feeding.”

Were ya born in a barn?

Not usually a fan of bathroom humor but – good one!

There should be a second panel with him coming back blackened with a burned newspaper from following her advice.

Really, wouldn’t the back yard be more private?

“Methane, methane, run all ’round my brain!” Homage to Dave Van Ronk and a host of others.

He’s gonna blow up the whole neighborhood when he drops the first pie!