Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 31, 2018

Ya have to check it every few days, till it’s bad enough to toss out.

I love a good cheese puck. But it’s bad for me.

“Until it expires”??? For me, it’s more like five years after it expires!

I’m just aching to buy a cheese puck so I can toss in the back of the fridge.

Unfortunately, I recently found a couple of beers that had expired.

I gotta quite shopping in that aisle!

I spent 22 years working in a grocery store and still check dates before I buy and every so often at home!

Reminds me of the discovery a few years back of a food jar in an ancient Egyptian tomb. The hieroglyphics, when translated, read: “Best when used before the end of the millennium.”

Keep it until it wins you a Nobel Prize in Haz Mat.

Those expired foods will come in handy during a zombie apocalypse.