The green stuff with garlic that my wife makes and drinks for breakfast must be from a cursed race that hid out in the fitness craze of past decades. I know it is the home of several demons and wraiths of a lesser but still evil predisposition. This morning she bullied me into drinking the indescribably vile mixture. This is my last day on earth, goodbye cruel world; I am crossing that old river Jordan.
St. Pillsbury over 5 years ago
I have a dog
salenstormwing over 5 years ago
Just be glad she didn’t buy a box of Fruity Hoops.
cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago
The Hershey Horror
prrdh over 5 years ago
Could be the last time she does anything…
Srover over 5 years ago
Back in the day we just swallowed the spirit, did a few heinous crimes, had an exorcism on the weekend and were back in school on Monday.
readfred over 5 years ago
Best bet is to call the experts a Arkham University for help—but be wary of who shows up.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Store brand sounds like Old One brand, just repackaged.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Some cultists getting cheeky here.
agila333 over 5 years ago
The green stuff with garlic that my wife makes and drinks for breakfast must be from a cursed race that hid out in the fitness craze of past decades. I know it is the home of several demons and wraiths of a lesser but still evil predisposition. This morning she bullied me into drinking the indescribably vile mixture. This is my last day on earth, goodbye cruel world; I am crossing that old river Jordan.
MCProfessor over 5 years ago
Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos pops up at the strangest times.