Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 27, 2018

I’ve tried dream journals before, but it’s not as easy as it sounds.

For starters, you have to write it down the minute you wake up, or you’ll forget the juicy details, and I just don’t have that kind of willpower when I’m half-awake.

Oh, and that one where robots use a giant red lunar rover to lay siege to an amusement park?

No? Okay, guess that one’s just me.

The only “dream” I like is Dreamland. ( If your a gamer, you should know what I mean.)

I’m sorry about my report. Goblins tried to eat it and I had to fight them to get it back.

Repeat-remember this little arc.

Is anyone else surprised that Max is using such a low-tech method?

Max is also practicing his cursive!

Phoebe is quite the inspiration.

Phoebe’s dreams must be disappointing. How can they live up to her reality?

Max, you need to present Phoebe with some token of esteem, affection, and horror; after all, she’s not just your dream-girl, she’s your “weirder-than-my-dreams-girl”!