Monty by Jim Meddick for February 24, 2018

Swing boy sounds like Nelson from “The Simpsons.” “Ha, Ha!” I bet Nancy Cartwright could do a good Sedgie.

This is totally unbelievable! Two days in a row that the little idler did something for himself!

So happy I’m a average middle class teenager.

Jarvis, clean up on aisle 1.

So close!

This is the closest Sedgy has looked and acted like an ordinary kid. He needs to do this more often.

Drat! Wasted a perfectly good snow-truncated icosahedron on a missed Target of Opportunity!

Oh, Jarvis? The snow nerf-gun, please! Stat!