Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 07, 2018

Calvin: the first ever otherkin.

I feel bad for Hobbes. He was probably the only kid in his school who was completely covered in fur

Try rubbing some Rogaine on your face.

Actually, people probably fear Calvin more than they would a tiger.

So far so good Calvin. Now you just need sharp teeth, great senses, and to roar really loud and your good to go! So…good luck.

That’s one smooth tiger.

A common lament indeed. Claws, fangs, speed, and strength will beat an opposable thumb in close combat

Calvin in Dr. Denton’s as an infant. Hard to imagine that lasted very long

But does Calvin have the heart of a tiger?

Calvin: The First Furry.

Dragging a sharp cold piece of metal across your face to be socially acceptable might be considered a bit of a curse, especially if you get razor bumps and ingrown hairs (fun stuff)!

Confused-he ALREADY transmogrified into one, not too long ago in point of fact. He can just go back into the machine, and BOINK…

This is definitely one of my favorite C&H strips

Hobbes, start with teaching him how to get smooches from Susie…

Calvin, you would have to be a true carnivore. No chocolate for you.

Wait a minute. In year 1, Calvin said, “Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves,” referring to Moe. He KNOWS that most six-year-old boys never shave and still have no facial hair.

In later years, Calvin could be found hanging around the seedier Furry bars, looking to Yif with any ol’ raggedy Feline.

tigers are red?