Pickles by Brian Crane for February 01, 2018

oh, how horrid

Could be worse. It could have been in the waiting room to get a vasectomy.

I can endure almost anything, except having to hold her purse, while she’s in the changing room.

I went to the dermatologist the other day. When you walked into the foyer you met a woman who directed you to the proper doorway. A lot of young women ahead of me were directed to the door on the left. As I approached the desk, the woman didn’t even ask me what I was there for. She said, “You need to go to the door on your right.” I walked through the door, and there were about 10-12 senior citizens in a waiting room. I literally laughed out loud. Everyone likes to think they are still young.

I went to the dermatologist the other day. When you walked into the foyer you met a woman who directed you to the proper doorway. A lot of young women ahead of me were directed to the door on the left. As I approached the desk, the woman didn’t even ask me what I was there for. She said, “You need to go to the door on your right.” I walked through the door, and there were about 10-12 senior citizens in a waiting room. I literally laughed out loud. Everyone likes to think they are still young.

Ohhhhh!!!!

This sad sight is most often seen, outside of the changing rooms, in women’s clothing stores.

You’re not a “husband” Earl…….. You’re an “Emotional Support Spouce”.

And then there was the long march to the lavatory, forced by imperious prostates.

A secure man who truly loves his wife doesn’t mind holding her purse, nor does he mind purchasing monthly sanitary products for her.

thousand yard stare into space **

We’ve all been there, Earl.

They never have enough benches.

I once followed my wife into a dress store. Just inside sat a nicely dressed young man of 15 or so. He had that face that showed he was bored out of his skull. I realized at that moment, that I was witnessing a Husban in Training.

The King of Prussia Mall has (or had) chess for those waiting while their spouses shopped.

That’s just as bad.

xxx

The man knows how to tell a story!

Earl has gone through Hell for that woman — he is THAT devoted.