Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 10, 2018

YASSSS!!! LAME DAD JOKES FTW!!!

Must be a Laughing Gull..

Never stick your finger into a cage.

My Lovebird taught me that.

Somebody buy me a vowel? And be kind, I’m old enough to be your grandma.

Oh great – a joke a sea gull gets but I don’t.

People pinch children’s cheeks. A lobster pinched Wallace’s finger. That ’s all I have.

I’ll try.

It’s an old joke that lightly insults someone:

“Does your face hurt? ‘Cause it’s killing me!” Harr hardy har harrr….

Wallace is familiar with it and wasn’t about to fall for it.

If you still don’t get it, I can’t help you.

Seagull thinks its funny.

Oh, for Heaven’s sake!!

Four years later and I get it.