Years ago, I was at a good friend’s wedding. We waited for quite a long time on that hot summer day outside the church to throw rice at the newlyweds as they came out to leave. My handful of rice had solidified into a ball, and when they came out, I beaned my buddy, the groom, right on the head with that rice-ball…
Argythree over 6 years ago
Instead of Captain Steubing, Captain Stupid…
Bilan over 6 years ago
In his defense, Brewster thought the label said Rice In Omega-3.
Stevefk over 6 years ago
Any more cracks like that will get Tor eggs-cited.
pcolli over 6 years ago
And not egg fried rice.
gantech over 6 years ago
He won’t be angry though…he’s developed a thick shell.
corzak over 6 years ago
Ha ha. The yolk’s on Tor.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
Years ago, I was at a good friend’s wedding. We waited for quite a long time on that hot summer day outside the church to throw rice at the newlyweds as they came out to leave. My handful of rice had solidified into a ball, and when they came out, I beaned my buddy, the groom, right on the head with that rice-ball…
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
He knew it was some kind of food. But don’t be surprised to find colored sushi hidden around the station this Easter.
Daeder over 6 years ago
Hey, a fertility symbol is a fertility symbol!
Earthling Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’ll be good for their complexion, make it a prettier green.