Chuckle Bros by Brian and Ron Boychuk for August 15, 2022

That Monty Python business is annoying because if I look for python movies to watch, I get Monty Python and the Holy Grail which messes up what I’m looking for which is a movie about giant snakes attacking people.

That is not what snapping turtles look like.

Monty replies: “I don’t know. Why do you think they named you Myrtle?”

Funny you should ask!

And you’re called ‘Tooter’ because????

62% of all pythons are named Monty.*

*87% of all statistics are made up.

No. Any idea why they call you Michaelangelo?

I realize this is nitpicking, but pythons are constrictor snakes, not venomous snakes. As such, they don’t have fangs.

It’s a ToonTown snake that happens to be a vampire python

Snake: That’s an interesting story. Come closer and I’ll tell you. Walk this way…