Tom Toles for December 05, 2017

That’s about the sum of it.

The elephant will never do that.

@LIVERLIPS MCCRACKEN — At some point in the future, the Republicans are going to repudiate him, and say they never had anything to do with him. We must never forget: They chose him, collaborated with him, and used him to get what they want.

REPUGS SASS THE DONALD – {rhyme}

Two observations:

{1} Toles here waxes ironical

that Trump is deliciously comical: -

- Trump calls his KETTLE black

while Mueller gives HIM the sack.

…

{2} We see in The Donald’s style

that when galled he spews out bile, -

- so Repugs should tremble AFRAID

to rain on The Donald’s parade.

{Don’t get too sassy

with a dude who’s so brassy.}

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Yes, Manafort, Flynn and Popadopulus were all coffee boys and nothing more. The pictures of them with Russians are all fakes made by Access Hollywood!

TRUMPIANS TRIP and SLIP – {rhyme}

They trip

on their very own tongues, …

… and they slip

off their ladders’ rungs

as they try ascending

o’er Mueller’s impending

strangulation

by investigation.

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Dfrumpf STILL thinks Denial is a river in Egypt!

I hope that we end up keeping our self-respect and the proactive values that have distinguished America from nations. It would be shameful to let American values be lowered to accommodate a few more quarters of higher profit with no plan in place to sustain it. Acts that would be deemed treasonous in the past are now being overlooked by a congress that seems to have selective vision. We seem to be paying the price for the public’s ignorance of American values and the willful divisiveness that our political system encourages to maintain control by any means.

Those two guys are the best recruiters the Dems ever had.

It’s too late for the Republicans to disavow Trump. They are stuck with him. They don’t realize that his agenda has nothing to do with their own agenda. Trump’s agenda is Revenge. As Putin’s puppet, he can address the revenge on two levels. Putin’s revenge against Americans for their sanctions and Trump’s revenge against Americans for all the slights he has suffered in his life of being the Misunderstood poor little Rich Boy!

Not NEARLY enough conservatives see it that way.

Rule #1: Never mention Israel.

Evil Trump is trying to start WW III before he gets kicked out of office with this moving the embassy to Jerusalem thing.