Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 04, 2019
November 02, 2019
November 05, 2019
Transcript:
Boy: Sure I'm fat--But I'm very TALL.
Sluggo: What do ya mean-TALL?
Boy: I measure SIX feet-- Here's a tape measure.
Sluggo: Sure enough.
Nancy: He's right.
atomicdog over 4 years ago
The power of being able to define your own terms.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Our heaviest President (William Howard Taft-max weight 340 lbs.) was 1/2 inch short of 6 ft.
Grumpy Old Guy over 4 years ago
Looks like Sluggo handy-capped him an extra foot in height, at his feet. That’s not where zero starts on the tape….
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ernie anticipates Oliver Smoot by eight years.
mudleg over 4 years ago
Reminds me of the 1940s song, “Mr. Five by Five” (“. . . he’s five feet tall and he’s five feet wide”).
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Duh, Sluggo, dats not the right way….
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Then his waist should not be more than 36 inches. It looks to be a bit more than that
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Hey wait!! Nancy’s holding about a foot of tape in her left hand!!!
brklnbern over 4 years ago
Stomach power.