Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 29, 2019
April 27, 2019
April 30, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Wow--Am I tired--I played baseball all day.
Caption: NEXT MORNING
Aunt Fritzi: Nancy---Our neighbor wants you to stop tossing in your sleep.
Nancy: How could my tossing bother him?
Aunt Fritzi: Last night you tossed a baseball.
Alt Script: 1- A night out ‘avin a bit of ultra violence after a few pints of the old moloko plus is just what me and me droogies needed. 2- FRITZ: I told you no more of your gang activity Nancy! 3- NANCY: I don’t know what you’re on about Em. I been ‘ere listenin’ to the glorious 9th all night. 4- FRITZ: That’s not what our neighbor says! NANCY: Ah, ’e’s off ‘is ’ead ’e is. (I’ll kick the starry moodge in the yarbles when I see ’em next). [NOTE: 3 Likes to the first person who spots this tribute!]
At least she didn’t walk away from home unaware of dangers. As for the neighbor, a temporary barrier in front of his window until after the baseball season is over. Hopefully by then or sooner the episodes will end.
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
He probably thinks Nancy is a tosser.
sheilag about 5 years ago
What?! Him again!? :-P
romandogbird about 5 years ago
nice
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Some people need to learn to take their lumps ….
Another Take about 5 years ago
Alt Script: 1- A night out ‘avin a bit of ultra violence after a few pints of the old moloko plus is just what me and me droogies needed. 2- FRITZ: I told you no more of your gang activity Nancy! 3- NANCY: I don’t know what you’re on about Em. I been ‘ere listenin’ to the glorious 9th all night. 4- FRITZ: That’s not what our neighbor says! NANCY: Ah, ’e’s off ‘is ’ead ’e is. (I’ll kick the starry moodge in the yarbles when I see ’em next). [NOTE: 3 Likes to the first person who spots this tribute!]
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
Kid’s got a good arm, I’ll say that much.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
So, before Pastis, there were cartoon puns.
heathcliff2 about 5 years ago
At least she didn’t walk away from home unaware of dangers. As for the neighbor, a temporary barrier in front of his window until after the baseball season is over. Hopefully by then or sooner the episodes will end.
oakie817 about 5 years ago
he’s out!
brklnbern about 5 years ago
Could see that punch line coming.
atomicdog over 4 years ago
Late game.