Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 17, 2019
April 16, 2019
April 18, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Why are you pushing and pulling that bag around?
Bag reads: 200 LBS SAND
Sluggo: I'm practicing---I've gotta take my cousin to a party. And she loves to DANCE.
1-NANCY: What’re you doing? 2-SLUGGO: Your aunt called me a “sandbagger”. Oof.3-SLUGGO: She said I’d never have nice things so long as I was a nothing more than a sandbagger and that I should instead give everything all I got. No holding back. She also said I wasn’t good enough for you. Owww!4-SLUGGO: She’s probably right. Anyway, settling isn’t so bad. To know thyself is to love thyself. How about a malted Lotta? You got any money?
It’s okay. I know fat people love these jokes, because this one friend of mine always gives me the same sad, patient smile when I make the same three jokes about his size that he gets from everybody else.
billyk75 about 5 years ago
The second straight day of fat people jokes.
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
I seems there were obese kids in the Bushmiller era as well.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Yikes….
Elvie Perry about 5 years ago
Aww someone gonna get their feeling hurt………
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
They’ll dance to the “Too Fat Polka” and “Huggin’ and Chalkin’”…
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Sisyphus comparisons in: 3…2…1…
Just Clementine about 5 years ago
bushmiller is a hack
Another Take about 5 years ago
1-NANCY: What’re you doing? 2-SLUGGO: Your aunt called me a “sandbagger”. Oof.3-SLUGGO: She said I’d never have nice things so long as I was a nothing more than a sandbagger and that I should instead give everything all I got. No holding back. She also said I wasn’t good enough for you. Owww!4-SLUGGO: She’s probably right. Anyway, settling isn’t so bad. To know thyself is to love thyself. How about a malted Lotta? You got any money?
Kip W about 5 years ago
It’s okay. I know fat people love these jokes, because this one friend of mine always gives me the same sad, patient smile when I make the same three jokes about his size that he gets from everybody else.
gigagrouch about 5 years ago
Oh boy, more body shaming…
Cindy Knight about 5 years ago
I hate to see her figure-skate. No ice rink would be safe from her doing leap spins!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
She make Little Lotta look slim!
brklnbern about 5 years ago
Makes Nancy look thing by comparison.
StackableContainers about 5 years ago
Obesity is funnier when it involves children.