Seems like someone has run out of ideas…
Lesson 1: Do not stand at the top of a staircase well putting on your pants.
The worst are corduroy pants. You are sneaking up on the enemy and they hear you a mile away. You’re toast! They are anything but SILENT!
What’s the alternative? Kilts? Togas? I don’t want to know.
No one is allowed to wear pants until we investigate the problem.
I’d just run around the station until I was breathing in short pants.
No more pants for you, Brewster. Start wearing skirts.
Would have been funnier if we had seen how (or where) he injured himself.
Silent Killer? There’s something even MORE silent and deadly in those pants…
Zippers are especially deadly.
Just run around pants-less!
I think I see Harvey Weinstein in the audience
Argythree over 6 years ago
Seems like someone has run out of ideas…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Lesson 1: Do not stand at the top of a staircase well putting on your pants.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago
The worst are corduroy pants. You are sneaking up on the enemy and they hear you a mile away. You’re toast! They are anything but SILENT!
celestpuls over 6 years ago
What’s the alternative? Kilts? Togas? I don’t want to know.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
No one is allowed to wear pants until we investigate the problem.
Ray_C over 6 years ago
I’d just run around the station until I was breathing in short pants.
Gent over 6 years ago
No more pants for you, Brewster. Start wearing skirts.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 6 years ago
Would have been funnier if we had seen how (or where) he injured himself.
RabbitDad over 6 years ago
Silent Killer? There’s something even MORE silent and deadly in those pants…
Mostly Water Premium Member over 6 years ago
Zippers are especially deadly.
Charlie Tuba over 6 years ago
Just run around pants-less!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 6 years ago
I think I see Harvey Weinstein in the audience