Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 15, 2017

Oh my, Stan. And Tony.

Anyway, really, zero comments?

Well, I’ll go get the question anyway….

Someone’s bound to show up sooner or later.

OK, I thought it might somehow help explain Stan’s comment….

but nooooo….

Now I even need someone to explain Tony’s question!

He asks…. for some reason….

“Did you rake?”

No, I didn’t, actually, and I need to.

Are you offering to help?

That would be wonderful.

It’s only a tiny yard, so it shouldn’t take you very long.

Sure I’m raking in the dough.

Rake? No I mulch. As for the joke Cadillac of cars? Saw that in a movie called “Get Shorty” And the car was a Van!!!

I mulch. No more rake.

@Tony:

Not yet, but it’s on my to-do list for this afternoon. On my to-do list for right now, though, is asking today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What kind of car do you drive?

Landlord came and mulched all the leaves. We don’t drive. Hubby’s not a rake, nor is he a roue.

Of course we rake! We have two acres, and have a State park on two sides.

No trees, no leaves, no rake.

Won’t need to until January when the liquid ambers finally let go of their leaves.

So pretty crappy then? I’ll keep the Mercedes of cars.

What are you all talking about? The ‘toon doesn’t say anything about raking! What am I missing? Sheesh!