Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 13, 2017

I want the Spice Girls to be a really distant memory.

All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth. Can I pull yours?

Is it just me or do the Spice Girls look better now than when they first hit the scene?

As my little granddaughter says “all the toys”.

Peace and quiet would be a nice start – especially peace. Got any of that in your bag, Fat Boy?!

A Sporty Spice doll?

I see Roy Moore has a new job…

You need a lobotomy to get memories of Spice anything out of your mind.

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want and I’ll tell you what it costs, what it really, really costs!

This one needs an ear worm alert!

Bracey Spice?

I agree, Ralph.

She got braces on her teeth before she turned 7. What more can one ask for.