Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 01, 2017

But once you light his fire, he glows from within.

I’m usually completely stuffed after Thanksgiving dinner. Thankfully.

Yeah, we don’t need pumpkin spice anyway.

I’m not sure but I think I would prefer being scooped out over losing my head.

Um…. scooped out comes before the stuffing. Just sayin’

Parsley sage words of wisdom.

But not in thyme to help.

Does the end justify the means?

Wonder what his opinion is on turducken?

But Pumpkin Pie Spice is so much more popular than Turkey Spice!

“Scooped out” – good for those who can’t spell eviscerated.