The race was at Ascot, which is run in a clockwise direction. “Sense of Direction” is American bred, so he only knows how to race in a counter-clockwise direction.
Legality is never governed by sensibility or morality, but whether or not the government can profit from it. (someone else may have said that first, but I made it up just now)
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
I bet the jockey was equally confused.
William Pursell over 6 years ago
Because Andy lad,he has NO sense of direction,not unlike you fallin’ into the canal.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
For some reason, horses always know when Andy bets on them.
Sandfan over 6 years ago
The race was at Ascot, which is run in a clockwise direction. “Sense of Direction” is American bred, so he only knows how to race in a counter-clockwise direction.
Sandfan over 6 years ago
There is a “dead cert” in every race…the bloody bookies!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 6 years ago
I feel Andy’s pain! One time I wanted to bet the Daily Double of Poison Ivy and Strawberry Rash…but they were both SCRATCHED!
jmcx4 over 6 years ago
Legality is never governed by sensibility or morality, but whether or not the government can profit from it. (someone else may have said that first, but I made it up just now)
joefearsnothing over 6 years ago
I usually bet on "outstanding " horses. They are out standing near the post when the race is over!
Vizungu over 6 years ago
I have been trying hard to laugh since morning…
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
When I bet on the horses, the dogs win. When I bet on the dogs, the horses win. When I bet on football both teams lose………
maverick1usa over 6 years ago
And so it goes Cappers!
Number Three over 6 years ago
Haha! I love this one.
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flipbook56 over 6 years ago
Some tout, huh?! Andy should let Flo pick his horses from now on.
tad1 over 6 years ago
Never bet on a horse named after a brand of glue.
robert39503 over 6 years ago
Yes it is legal in the UK. It is the same as OTB in states that have horse racing.