Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 20, 2017

Few people are aware that they have an organ in their bodies that is squirrel-like in shape and function.

" Yeah? Well you’re ugly, and I can lose weight, but you will always be ugly!"

When folks ask me if I’m gaining weight, I just say Naaa, it’s just beer.

Thought all comments would be about Trump. Sorry. Nevermind.

We weren’t talking about me; we were talking about you, fats.

Stop illegal fat – build a borderline wall!

Doc suggests you join the Bod Squad, to help make your life flab-u-less.

Well, you both are caricatures!

I was going to say nice man-boobs, but nothing about that guy is “nice”.

So many of these made-up holidays!

I forget, which is this? State-the-Obvious Day, or

Over-the-Line-Abuse Day?