Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 11, 2017

Boy, you clowns are so silly.

No wonder everybody laughs at you.

Clowns actually come from another universe; one where critters fold up into tiny atoms so they can be stored in small spaces…

“It’s bigger on the inside.”

Must work on the same principle as Snoopy’s doghouse…

Is Emmett Kelly there? (Yes, I know he’s dead, but still…)

Those clowns don’t know who they’re up against. Brewster Rockit has never, in his entire life, actually understood a joke. Those clowns will all wither and die of neglect.

They are using Time Lord technology.

I smell something funny…

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that clown creatures from outer space have special abilities of space contraction, through their space-time machine. This creates a rip in the delicate space-time continuum fabric, and contracts space itself, along with whatever was inside that space.

Hold it! Isn’t that the whole point of being a clown in the first place?!

“We need a bigger fly swatter.”

Is the collective for a group of clowns a “congress”?

If it isn’t it should be.

It’s not small, it’s just very far away.

Why do we use the adjective “funny” when describing clowns. They are silly, intrusive, sometimes evil, garish, and boring. But funny? No.