That’s what you get for jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.
Still better than cordless bungee jumping
It’s the toot, the whole toot and nothing but the toot.
Searching the internet for “rhymes going to dice”.
I think he said, “open, shoot!”
What about the “golden flute?”
" Ohhhh shi…….. ! , A card game, similar to Spades……"
He’ll be tooting alright.
What is gross air pollution? 144 parachutists.
A cordless chute is just as impractical as a driverless car.
he’ll be more than tooting if that chute don’t open…
It’s tough to jump out of a perfectly bad airplane
Matthew Ridgeway made more than a hundred jumps, commanded the 82nd Airborne in Normandy, and replaced MacArthur in Korea. Asked about skydiving, considered it “a poor means of transportation”.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
oldpine52 over 6 years ago
That’s what you get for jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.
synp over 6 years ago
Still better than cordless bungee jumping
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s the toot, the whole toot and nothing but the toot.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Searching the internet for “rhymes going to dice”.
brain Les over 6 years ago
I think he said, “open, shoot!”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
What about the “golden flute?”
whiteheron over 6 years ago
" Ohhhh shi…….. ! , A card game, similar to Spades……"
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
He’ll be tooting alright.
Nuclear Nemesis over 6 years ago
What is gross air pollution? 144 parachutists.
rekam Premium Member over 6 years ago
A cordless chute is just as impractical as a driverless car.
gopher gofer over 6 years ago
he’ll be more than tooting if that chute don’t open…
philnuffer over 6 years ago
It’s tough to jump out of a perfectly bad airplane
Hippogriff over 6 years ago
Matthew Ridgeway made more than a hundred jumps, commanded the 82nd Airborne in Normandy, and replaced MacArthur in Korea. Asked about skydiving, considered it “a poor means of transportation”.