Dinosaur Comics by Ryan North for December 13, 2017

“R.A.M.O.N.E.S.” never grows old. That’s why I’m changing my name.

If I knew more about songwriting, T-Rex…

When Eddie Harris toured Europe he thought people might not know who he was, so he wrote a song to introduce himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7jjDlRtZrQ

You could do that. Call your song T-Who?

“T-Rex"

Oh T-Rex, you’re so fine

You’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey T-Rex, hey T-Rex

Oh T-Rex, you’re so fine

You’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey T-Rex, hey T-Rex

Oh T-Rex, you’re so fine

You’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey T-Rex, hey T-Rex

Oh T-Rex, you’re so fine

You’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey T-Rex

Hey T-Rex

You’ve been around all night and that’s a little long

You think you’ve got the right, but I think you’ve got it wrong

Why can’t you say goodnight? So you can take me home T-Rex?

‘Cause when you say you will, it always means you won’t

You’re givin’ me the chills, baby, please, baby don’t

Every night you still leave me alone T-Rex

Oh T-Rex, what a pity, you don’t understand

You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand

Oh T-Rex, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand

It’s guys like you, T-Rex

Oh what you do T-Rex, do T-Rex

Don’t break my heart, T-Rex.