Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 22, 2017

I’m thinking it is more like having a few screws loose.

This gives me an idea for another cartoon: God sitting there with a box labeled “Universe” (maybe a picture of a spiral galaxy on the box) and the Ikea logo. He’s looking at a sheet and it says: “some assembly required.”

That’s a reasonable assessment.

Her friend is groaning inwardly.

We all are.

If I ever do get it all together, I’ll forget where I put it.