Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 15, 2017

Oh man. A Pepe LePew, a Frenchman’s standoff. I hate those.

And, no doubt, the other guy will take refuge under my deck.

All’s smell that ends smell.

Say it, don’t spray it.

What do you get when you cross a skunk with a raccoon?

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A dirty look from the raccoon.

I bet that was a BATTLE OF LEGEND!

What do you call a skunk that works for SurveyMonkey?

A poll cat.

As the enemy approached the mama skunk said to her kids “Let us spray”!

Lols!

I’d say they both got their two scents’ worth.